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PostSubject: The Blonde and the Cow   The Blonde and the Cow Icon_minitimeSat Sep 12, 2009 1:31 pm

>>THE BLOND AND THE COW"
>>
>>A blond city girl named Pamn marries a Colorado rancher.
>>
>>One morning, on his way out to check on the cows, the rancher says to Pamn,
>>
>>'The insemination man is coming over to impregnate one of our cows
>>today, so I drove a nail into the 2 by 4 just above where the cow's
>>stall is in the barn. Please show him where the cow is when he gets here, OK?'
>>
>>The rancher leaves for the fields. After a while, the artificial
>>insemination man
>>arrives and knocks on the front door.
>>
>>Pamn takes him down to the barn. They walk along the row of cows and
>>when Pamn sees the nail, she tells him, 'This is the one right here.'
>>
>>The man, assuming he is dealing with an air head blond, asks, 'Tell
>>me lady, 'cause I'm dying to know; how would YOU know that this is
>>the right cow to be bred?'
>>
>>'That's simple," she said. "By the nail that's over its stall,' she
>>explains very confidently.
>>
>>Laughing rudely at her, the man says, 'And what, pray tell, is the nail for?'
>>
>>The blond turns to walk away and says sweetly over her shoulder,
>>
>>'I guess it's
>>to hang your pants on.'
>>
>>(It's nice to see a blond winning once in awhile.)
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